Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Stocks

Got this through email... Courtesy Manyu...

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airline stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.


and this is Sumeet's signature...

Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them, but they always come back together.

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